Miles

Look Momma, I am the Hot Dog Man.

Miles

with the doctor:

dr: So Miles what is going on?

miles: Well I am here for you look at my eyebrow and my ear.
Not that ear the odder one (as she starts the exam.)

dr: Why the other one?

miles: Because it hurts when I burp.

On Sex

Miles age 4:

Momma guess what?
I can slap my penis and it doesn't even hurt!
And guess what else? It is getting bigger!!

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Momma do you have boobs in there?
(doubtfully looking directly at where my boobs should be...)

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Wylie (age 3, upon walking in on me getting into the shower)

with complete disgust in his voice and a wrinkled nose:
Momma, your bottom has a mustache!

Miles on Music

Miles:
Ricky Skaggs is an old man right Mama?

Me:
Uh, yeah, I guess so (in comparison ya know...)

Miles:
I think he died in the 1890's didn't he.


Miles:
Mama I want to hear that cat and the cradle and the moon song.

Me:
Oh yeah? Why?

Miles:
Cause it gives me the creeps.

Me:
And you like that?

Miles:
Yeah, it makes me sad and that gives me the creeps and I like that.

Miles

Momma, I whipped Daddoe and he said "OW!"
Now everyone will know not to mess with me, because I am the Sheriff!

Wylie (Classic)

Momma you're nervousin me!

Miles

Remember what I said Momma? When you only toot once it means you don't have to go stinky!