Miles age 4:
Momma guess what?
I can slap my penis and it doesn't even hurt!
And guess what else? It is getting bigger!!
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Momma do you have boobs in there?
(doubtfully looking directly at where my boobs should be...)
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Wylie (age 3, upon walking in on me getting into the shower)
with complete disgust in his voice and a wrinkled nose:
Momma, your bottom has a mustache!
Momma guess what?
I can slap my penis and it doesn't even hurt!
And guess what else? It is getting bigger!!
_________________
Momma do you have boobs in there?
(doubtfully looking directly at where my boobs should be...)
_____________________________________________
Wylie (age 3, upon walking in on me getting into the shower)
with complete disgust in his voice and a wrinkled nose:
Momma, your bottom has a mustache!
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