Wylie makes his Daddoe Proud

(picture by Miles)

Momma did you hear that commercial? For the Egg Genie?

Do you know what they said? They said it would make bacon less greasy!

(with complete disgust) Now why would you want to do that? That is the best part!

On Sex

Miles age 4:

Momma guess what?
I can slap my penis and it doesn't even hurt!
And guess what else? It is getting bigger!!

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Momma do you have boobs in there?
(doubtfully looking directly at where my boobs should be...)

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Wylie (age 3, upon walking in on me getting into the shower)

with complete disgust in his voice and a wrinkled nose:
Momma, your bottom has a mustache!

Wylie (Classic)

Momma you're nervousin me!